"Well yo the paddle broke,
there's a hole in the life boat,
weary of the water cuz you never learned to float.
Search and rescue can't help you,
the panic settle in,
There's no other option its overboard friend.
Far from the harbor,
mixed feeling you harbor,
wether to dishonor you once sacred mantra.
The reapers beneath you,
tattooed in shark fins,
2000 miles from home and its either SINK OR SWIM."